The Belgian Republic Kingdom Citizenship
(A Masterpiece called Belgium)
a stylish 16 pages passport to the kingdom in 3 parts
Is there any nationality more exciting, thrilling, surrealistic and exotic?
Have the time of your life, dare to become a Belgian and enjoy:
• Delicious food
• chocolate’s
• speculoos
• Belgian fries
• tax evasion
• hilarious elections
• Michel pappie Daerden
• funny movies (eg. man bites dog)
• never winning the Eurovision Songcontest
• Jean Claude Vandamme
• Manneke Pis
• national debt (300 billion euro)
• the Ardennes
• the North Sea
and
• King Albert II & The Kingdom in Three Parts
Having the BRKC enables you to define your own piece of Belgium wherever you are thanks to the centerfold (BEWARE: BELGIAN!):
• at home at your front window ( more effective then any other security device!)
• on holidays (reserving your guaranteed space on a camping)
• on the beach (have a swim and be sure your place is not taken)
Enrolling other BRKC’s and becoming BRKA (Belgian Republic Kingdom Ambassador) offers:
• establishing your home as an embassy (the ultimate security device!)
• BKC-diplomatic status
• becoming a member of a fantastic nation
These and many more other advantages for the single price of 25 Euro (*) port included
The BRKC passport with the complete 10 chapters explanation of the Belgian Crisis (see here), the history of Belgium and signed and numbered by Albert Dekaesstecker president of the temporary government.
Enroll through “reageer” (underneath here), mail will be returned for payment-modalities.
Krijg ik korting al ik er twee neem?
Belgian Republic?
ja je hoeft het woord republiek maar te gebruken en alle oren gaan recht staan, waarom zou je het dan vermijden. Ik ga de echte belgische nationaliteit niet gaan verkopen, die krijg ik niets eens aan de straatstenen kwijt. Ik ben wel goed maar ik ben niet gek.
Can the passport be delivered in Irak ,it might be interesting to be Belgian there. Is it trilingual?Is it fireprotected?
When can I send a photograph to create it?
Does it mention if you’re married?
Is a portmanteau possible:Kingblic or Repudom?
Dekaesstecker for president,for how long?Isn’t he dangerous /(aansteker =lighter ,no?)Some people if you give them a lighter can make silly things…Pimpom Pimpom …les pompiers!
Eindelijk land in zicht! Waar het magisch-surrealisme zich enkel in de hoofden bevindt, na dagtaak en het nuttigen van enkele glazen.
Waar de hond de man bijt, zoals in de rest van de wereld.
Waar de kroon blijvend ontbloot is, en de kleren van de keizer verduffen tussen de mottenballen.
Alles was oké voor mij tot ik aan dit item kwam:
“becoming a member of the temporary government”
Wie is Michel d’Ardenne?
Ja wie is Michel d’Ardenne? A heavy drinker en een lichtgewicht van een politicus zeker.
Six ,what are you trying to make believe, you,f….liar!
Daerden is a WC =Wallon Connu ,ook in the bathroom diaries .
He’s the Robert Redford of the Ardennes ,a real Chippendale -
all the ladies, in their eighties, are deep in love…
a big star on you-tube.