Belgium is a little kingdom, situated in the heart of Europe. Famous for its local kitchen, language diversity, non-violence and too easy going politics. Dare to apply for one of the following functions:
• Prime Minister
• Minister for Economy, Work & pensions& national debt
• Minister of Integration & immigration (between the regions and foreign)
• Minister of culture, urbanism & design
• Minister for traffic, environment, sustainable development
• Minister of economy & finance & planning
• Minister social affairs & poverty
• Minister for peacekeeping (home & abroad)
• Minister for institutional affairs
Requirements:
• competence & integrity
• practical experience
• stress-proof
• irregular hours, days & months
Absolutely not required not to say forbidden:
• political obedience
• celebrity status
We offer:
• a tough job
• a decent salary
• public traffic facilities
• hot meals
Contact
Albert v.S.C.
Place des Palais 1000, Brussel
Tel 02 551 20 20 Fax 02 502 38 49
* Special procedure “knelpuntberoepen”, since ‘member of goverment’ became subject to the new law on jobs for which no Belgian candidates can be found. [Due to the hopeless situation we have simplified job discriptions.]
I’ll take Minister for peacekeeping!
dat zal eens een verandering zijn, maar de roede niet sparen
I’ll take the Prime Minister job if I can use my mobile during the Morning/Evening Prayer.
(euh ,I don’t want a seat next to Fabiola)
Can I have minister for pleasure, please? But I’ll need a free car with it… Now let’s see, a Volvo? Or an Audi? Nah, a zippy Mini of course! Or shocker, a Prius… So we can actually make an attempt at reaching the Kyoto standard for once.
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